Susan

Riddle me this batman: how has it been two years since I posted fic? It can't have been that long, can it?

Anyway, I wrote smut! For the first time ever! Literally in March last year, that I only just edited and finished now! And my brain basically made the same noise as a kettle boiling the entire time I did it, so I have no idea whether it's good or not! It was just that I got to Olivine's sex scene in chapter 4 and had Questions. ... Doesn't matter, it's done, it lives, I'm gonna link to it here and go bury my head for a while.

... If I had a nickel for every fic I wrote about characters with or considering dick piercings, I'd have two nickels and it's REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE. fns;djns;jfbsdlskdfbsl

nu:carnival | We'd All Swim in Riches
E/NSFW (smut) | 621 word | Eiden/Olivine | Technically spoilers for chapter 4 | "I was surprised you didn't have this pierced," Eiden said, squeezing Olivine's dick by way of explanation.

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Today in questions I had to ask twitter: "... Is using a quote from the charismatic christian movement as the title for a Bioshock Infinite fic too on the nose?"

(Once again, my habit of googling quotes before using them for anything has served me well, because I think if I'm gonna quote a prosperity gospel flavoured evangelical church leader, I should know that I'm doing that. Even if I don't know how to phrase an "I am not quoting this person because I support them OR their movement" citation note for AO3.)

Bioshock Infinite | Patience is not the ability to wait
G | 200 words | Elizabeth | Explicit spoilers for Bioshock Infinite and Burial at Sea Episode 1 | Written for drabble_zone prompt "Just getting started" | Another woman might have done it differently.

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Listen, I have had this song from the Rock!Hercules soundtrack play in my head every time I read that prompt, so the fact that I wrote anything that wasn't just AIN'T NO GOD ON THESE STREETS eighty times is honestly more than I expected.

Pet Shop of Horrors | Doorways
T | 100 words | Leon Orcot | Post-canon | Written for the drabble_zone prompt "Into the Jungle" | In his dreams, doors open into jungles.

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The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System | Duck and cover
G | 200 words | Shàng Qīnghuá | Mild spoilers for Shàng Qīnghuá's identity | Written for a drabble_zone prompt that I forgot to write down, orz. Maybe weather warning? | Shàng Qīnghuá knows all the best hiding places.

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Do you ever finish a fic, and then look back at what you've written like "... I have no idea what I was doing but I'm pretty sure I was having fun?" Yeah, this is one of those.

The Scum Vilain's Self-Saving System | Threat Levels
T | 1503 words | Shàng Qīnghuá, Luò Bīnghé, Shěn Qīngqiū | Set post-canon, mostly implied spoilers | Shěn Qīngqiū has been asleep for three days. Shàng Qīnghuá has to get drastic.

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It's amnesty week at drabble_zone, so I bring you this thing from last year!

Petshop of Horrors | Dramatic
Teen (swearing) | 100 words | Leon Orcot, Count D | Set post-series, implied spoilers | Written for drabble_zone prompt "End of the road." | He'd expected something more dramatic.

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So one of the things that I keep picking at now that I've rediscovered Ready or Not is Daniel and Charity, because they hate each other. Like, that's text. That's the first five minutes of the movie. So now I'm pondering at how that ended up in a marriage, and this is the first attempt to noodle that out.

Ready or Not | Repent at Leisure
G | 100 words | Daniel, Charity | Spoilers for the premise | drabble_zone prompt: Under the circumstances | Charity didn't even blink when he told her.

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APPARENTLY the only reason I ever want to write Gladio is to have him despair over Ignis' terrible life choices. I feel exceptionally valid about this.

Final Fantasy XV | Human shield
G | Gladio, Ignis | Written for the drabble_zone prompt "Seeking shelter" | "What were you thinking?"

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I'm not gonna lie to you, I've been poking at this on and off ALL DAY, because apparently I had to try four different fandoms before I could find one that I could write a fic too. Don't know why! ... I still haven't found a Bayonetta icon, btw, but I'm at the library and I'm not sure I dare to google any Bayonetta stuff while I'm here.

Bayonetta // One Good Turn
G | 200 words | Bayonetta, Luka | No spoilers | Written for the drabble_zone prompt "Gesture" | Bayonetta found something that belonged to him.

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Having a week where words feel like pulling teeth but I DID IT ANYWAY.

Bioshock Infinite | An Attempted Murder
G | Booker, Elizabeth | 100 words | No spoilers | Written for the drabble_zone prompt "Murder." | Once she was looking, she could see them; birds sat on branches and statues, unnaturally still.

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