He's old enough to be in her mum's dating pool, okay

[spindizzy]

I know I yelled about this on twitter, but it's worth yelling about again: MY TWENTY-ONE YEAR OLD NIECE HAS ELOPED TO FLORIDA WITH AN AMERICAN DIVORCEE IN HIS FORTIES THAT SHE'S BEEN DATING FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS. SHE WAS ENGAGED TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GUY IN MARCH (WHO WAS LEX'S AGE, SO OLDER THAN ME).

... I love and support my niblings in all they do, and if she's happy then I'm happy for her! I am very pro eloping and not telling 90% of the family that you've gotten married, because that's what I did! But as a family we're all kinda squinting at this guy like "Sir. SIR. EXPLAIN YOURSELF."

(And just to clarify, because I accidentally shit up one of my coworkers: she is back in the country now! If this is a weird cult thing, they have at least let her go once!)