I have ceased to be, I have gone to meet my maker, I'm an ex-parrot —

[spindizzy]

Mate I made the rookie fucking error of looking at twitter on my break and then had to spend the entire rest of my shift pretending I wasn't about to lose my fucking shit because there is no way to explain to your very nice middle-aged coworkers who aren't in fandom that somehow a bunch of us are finding out that Putin is resigning through fucking Destiel memes and it's relieving some of the inescapable tension of not knowing what the fuck is going on in politics! It felt like I was going through a Hyperbole and a Half Corn Kernel moment while being expected to poker face, and I just. I can't. 2020 is officially stranger than fiction.

(I don't even collect these Pokémon; I watched the first series of Supernatural and that's it! But something about this fucking speedrun of homophobic tropes combined with this apocalypse has just fucking destroyed me and I am weirdly almost grateful for it, because what the actual buggering fuck.)

... Oh and you remember I mentioned that the plant room at work had been TOTALLY DEFINITELY, 100% FIXED THIS TIME FOR REAL, but today we came into work and were informed that the plant room had somehow leaked all over the most manager-y manager's office again, but also done it in such a way that most of the plant room was bone dry. I give up! I tap! I can't even anymore!

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Destiel becoming canon at the height of election tension is the funniest thing that has ever happened and I'm so sorry you found out about it in circumstances where you couldn't crack up laughing.

[jb_slasher]

What. Whaaat? What is going on?! XD