Useless talents that I have:

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• The ability to measure out 100 grams of butter by eye.


• Being able to identify Gideon Emery's voice regardless of what accent he's doing.


• Corollary skill: being able to identify Adam Croasdale's voice, but specifically and only as "Oh hey it's that guy who isn't Gideon Emery, but!"


• Checking t'lectric meter on the exact day it's going to run out of money so I can do a panic wander and top it up before the internet goes down.