I'm watching one of the Madoka Magica spin-off movies

(The third one, I think? Rebellion?)

And it makes FUCK ALL SENSE. Like, for reals, I cannot work out what is going on and what the plot is supposed to be. Like it appears to involve lots of dancing, cake, and solving the problem of monsters by sitting round tables in a nightmare dimension singing about food.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?!

ETA 11: Right I am putting this behind a cut. There are no real spoilers, but you can witness my slow mental breakdown over the course of this movie behind it.

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All I'm saying is "I never thought I'd say this but I NEED FIC THAT BREAKS UP MY SHIP BECAUSE CANON JUST RUINED EVERYTHING FOR EVER."