I just think making the ship name the title of your show is neat

HELLO FRIENDS I AM WATCHING THE GAY MAFIA SHOW, KINNPORSCHE. The main selling feature is queer men doing violence while wearing suits, so hello, yes, here I am. It's only like 33% fucked up mafia shit; then it gets to the 33% ridiculous nonsense and 34% people being absolutely unhinged about each other like it's a mafia AU fic instead of a mafia show! So like. Obviously I'm into it.

I can't recommend the subs I'm watching though, because Christ. Mafiosos shooting, fighting, torturing, banging, or kissing each other is fine, but them saying "Fuck" while they do it is too much? Subtitler, please explain. Or maybe don't, and I'll just keep laughing when the subtitles have someone dramatically screaming "FUDGE!"

There's just so many scenes where people are trying to have intense conversations about their feelings without actually acknowledging that they have feelings, which is the content that I'm here for. Especially because so much of it is done in the way the characters look at each other. Like. There's a great scene where Porsche challenges Kinn, and Kinn leans in towards Porsche like he's being pulled by gravity, and you can see when his eyes drop to Porsche's lips and he has to physically stop himself from kissing him. Yes. Excellent. Good work those actors.

So yes, I am absolutely going to be normal and not obsessive about this, I don't need to warn anyone, everything is fine.

[Fic] nu:carnival | We'd All Swim in Riches

Riddle me this batman: how has it been two years since I posted fic? It can't have been that long, can it?

Anyway, I wrote smut! For the first time ever! Literally in March last year, that I only just edited and finished now! And my brain basically made the same noise as a kettle boiling the entire time I did it, so I have no idea whether it's good or not! It was just that I got to Olivine's sex scene in chapter 4 and had Questions. ... Doesn't matter, it's done, it lives, I'm gonna link to it here and go bury my head for a while.

... If I had a nickel for every fic I wrote about characters with or considering dick piercings, I'd have two nickels and it's REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE. fns;djns;jfbsdlskdfbsl

nu:carnival | We'd All Swim in Riches
E/NSFW (smut) | 621 word | Eiden/Olivine | Technically spoilers for chapter 4 | "I was surprised you didn't have this pierced," Eiden said, squeezing Olivine's dick by way of explanation.

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