Me after episode nine: Oh wow, literally everyone I know who is watching this show is telling me to avoid spoilers for episode ten. Maybe I should borrow Lex's Crunchyroll account and watch it now!
Me: *does that*
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST PUT IN MY EYES ALSO OMG MY SHIP ALSO THIS HAS LITERALLY TURNED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED UP TILL NOW ON ITS HEAD AND NOW I NEED TO REACT TO EPISODE TEN OUT OF ORDER BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE'S MOTIVATION MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN THIS FUCKING EPISODE.
Me: *flips table*
Me: *continues to scream in thebaconfat's general direction because oh my god I can't even deal with this.